One smokin Granny!
Been a while. Good to back. Happy New Year. Blah, blah blah.
Anyway, I never had one of those grandmothers who would send me a check for, like, $12 on my birthday. Both my grandmas knew how to do it up right, and I still get $50 on my birthday and Chanukah from my surviving grandmother -- she's 85 and getting married in March.
But you know what, I think a pound or two of weed as a gift from granny, well, that would be one hell of a way to celebrate!
In other news, Todd A and I took in the new flick, "Catch and Release" last night. It's one of those romantic comedies, a total chick flick. But Kevin Smith has a major supporting role in the movie, and though we knew going in this movie would be garbage, we were willing to suck it up -- so to speak -- and watch the flick just for Kevin Smith's performance.
Let me just say, this movie is a bigger piece of shit than I expected. Even Jennifer Garner didn't look her best.
They'll let anyone make a movie these days.
Still, Kevin Smith's performance was great. So much so that it was worth sitting through nearly two hours of crap just for the scenes he was in.
The things I do for love.
Anyway, I never had one of those grandmothers who would send me a check for, like, $12 on my birthday. Both my grandmas knew how to do it up right, and I still get $50 on my birthday and Chanukah from my surviving grandmother -- she's 85 and getting married in March.
But you know what, I think a pound or two of weed as a gift from granny, well, that would be one hell of a way to celebrate!
In other news, Todd A and I took in the new flick, "Catch and Release" last night. It's one of those romantic comedies, a total chick flick. But Kevin Smith has a major supporting role in the movie, and though we knew going in this movie would be garbage, we were willing to suck it up -- so to speak -- and watch the flick just for Kevin Smith's performance.
Let me just say, this movie is a bigger piece of shit than I expected. Even Jennifer Garner didn't look her best.
They'll let anyone make a movie these days.
Still, Kevin Smith's performance was great. So much so that it was worth sitting through nearly two hours of crap just for the scenes he was in.
The things I do for love.
posted by SJPSandman at
3:43 PM
7 Comments:
I think 85 sounds like the perfect age to get married. I plan to wait until then.
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jersey girl, at 1/28/2007 9:26 PM
Ishtar....Heartbleeps.....Howard the Duck.....Showgirls (the edited version, of course)
This flick is right down there with all of them.
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Todd Cohen, at 1/28/2007 9:51 PM
Candyman II is still the only movie I walked out of. That has to take the cake.
By
Bich, at 1/30/2007 9:36 PM
are you two in love with Kevin Smith?
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Joependleton, at 1/31/2007 10:52 PM
I dont know about Todd, but yeah, I'm definitely in love with Kevin Smith. He's approaching a Piazza-like level of hetorsexual lust.
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SJPSandman, at 2/01/2007 12:00 AM
Yuck.
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Joependleton, at 2/01/2007 11:01 PM
you know, all four of my grandparents died way before i was old enough to smoke pot. so i guess i'll never no if i would get it as a present. anyway, i am old enough now to smoke pot and i smoke a lot!!!
as a side note, 85 is not a good age to get married nor is any other age. SJP keep it real. hook me up when up in jersey and we will celebrate old school elizabeth / passaic style
aol name: coolbuns21
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Anonymous, at 2/14/2007 10:09 AM
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