TMI*

*That's "Too Much Information" for the, um, abbreviatorily challenged.


For those of you who are into fantasy sports, you're probably familiar with rotoworld.com, which is the undisputed champion for fantasy sports news.

Now what's great about Rotoworld isn't just its being on top of breaking news, its brilliant analysis, and excellent site functionality, but every now and then they sprinkle in some brilliant shtick into its reports.

Still, as in-depth and thorough as Rotoworld is, nothing could have prepared me for the report I came across this evening while perusing the day's news:


Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.
That's an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different medication will sooth Matsui's issue.


I'll tell you the two most surprising things about this whole affair:

1. I didn't know The Joker was into Japanese men.

2. Who knew he was a top!